Sunday, May 12, 2013

Overheard On The Computer Next To Me

A Thai lady is doing internet video chat next to me and I can hear the falling.

"Do you miss meeee?"
"No darling I never lie to you, I cannot lie to you."
"I enjoy to see you. I be happy"
"Do you miss me tee-rauk (darling)? I miss you."
"Not forget to send money from the bank in German to the bank in Thailand"
"Bangkok bank charge 5% how much you send now?"
"Ok darling, have rain everyday here now, I horny for you to, you have a good time a nice time and good day, kiss kiss, bye bye."

Wonder what she would think if she knew I was next door taking notes? Probably smack me upside the head!